Okay, I really don’t know what to make of the article by Richard Kay, titled “What Really Happened As Harry And Meghan’s Birth Plans Unravelled”. For a start, I was in fits, reading each successive paragraph of the article as it tried to detail the comical sequence of events in a tone so serious that made the hilarity even more obvious. Check out some of the lines he wrote: “A 40-minute hospital run, a secret entrance and a mix-up at the Palace” (He does make it sound like a crime, doesn’t he?) “Late that evening a two-car convoy nosed out … Continue reading The Sussexes’ ‘Hospital Birth’ Story Is The Lamest Piece Of Fiction Ever. Here’s Why.
Hello my lovely friends! Today, I present to you a gargantuan comedy of epic proportions, produced by one and only, yours truly. 🙂 Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: The Markle Debacle: A Comedy of Royal Errors. Here is the thing, this comedy-drama has so many characters that I really cannot make a character list or character sketches. You just have to go with the flow, thank you. Enjoy! ———————————————————— *******—————————————————————- Megalo Maniac (looking all gooey-eyed in church while exchanging their marital vows): I love you Haz! Haz: I love you too, Flower! Doritos, Mother of bride: Shakes head, … Continue reading TLC Presents The Markle Debacle: A Comedy Of Royal Errors
Megalo Maniac (sounding frantic on the phone): Hello? Hello, Haz! Where have you been?! I tried contacting you for so long! Hey, the media has snuffed out that I am in NYC. I am getting panic attacks just thinking how they are gonna chase me all over the city and hound me for photographs now. Gosh, why don’t they ever leave me alone!? Why don’t they ever go after Kate?! Gosh, I am so done with this. Haz (breathless out of worry): Uh.. what happened? How did the press get to know? Megalo Maniac: How do I know, you moron? … Continue reading MM Comics: Megalo Maniac Strikes Again, This Time In NYC
Okay so Meghan Markle wrote a letter to her father – the eccentric and unpredictable Thomas Markle in August 2018, just three months after her wedding, in which she lashed out at him for every little thing that happened. He never took her calls, he never called her either, he never accepted her help but asked her for money, when she offered money, there was no response, instead he took money from media houses to give interviews that damaged her reputation, he lied in those interviews, he never shut Samantha up, he mistreated Harry, etc etc.. Oh Lord, my head … Continue reading Meghan Markle’s Showy Letter To Dad, Decoded
Okay, I have had enough. I do not like Meghan Markle and for the rest of my time on Earth, will never ever trust any word that she says. She has proven herself undeserving of any credit with all her attention-seeking gimmicks and self-pitying “Princess Perfect” charade. And now, I dare any of her so-called “fans” or “stans” or “megulators” or “Sussex Squad” to come after me. You, my friends, are lunatics. You all are suffering from borderline personality disorder, crazily obsessed about her and need to see a psychiatrist soon. Because your admiration (lunacy) for Meghan doesn’t just stop … Continue reading Meghan’s Fancraze Hits The Roof As ‘Megulators’ Wish Death Upon Senior Royals
For the past week or so, the Twittersphere has been lit due to an ongoing tug-of-war between the media and Kensington Palace on one side and ordinary bloggers and critics on the other side. The point of contention is the alleged “vile abuse” being thrown by critics at the newly-minted Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle. One tabloid even went so far as to publish not only the names and social media IDs of some of these “cruel trolls” but also their photos – not only online but also in print – exposing them to nasty comments, abuse and in some … Continue reading Kensington Palace & Media Outlets Need To Stop Glorifying Meghan. It Will Only Increase The Abuse.
Looking exasperatedly at a video in phone and shaking his bald head Haz: Oh no no no no no no. No Meg, you cannot be seen flicking your coats and cradling your bump again. You see this video? Shows video to Megalo Maniac, who is standing next to his chair, peering into the phone and biting her nails in worry Megalo Maniac: Yeah, I saw that. I do look stupid. I never thought it would look that stupid. All I was trying was to give cameras a really good photo opportunity. You know that’s how you really impress the mediapersons. … Continue reading MM Comics: When Megalo Maniac Nailed The ‘Matron Of Hogwarts’ Look
Okay, we all have had enough. Because none of the mainstream media agencies are yet willing to call this blatant lie out, I will do so. Meghan Markle is not pregnant. I do not know if she has a surrogate or this is some kind of a game that she is playing but Meghan Markle is not pregnant. She is wearing a prosthetic, the outline of which can be clearly seen beneath her dresses. No real baby bump ever looks square no matter how much the baby moves or no matter what kind of clothing we wear or no matter … Continue reading Opinion: Meghan & Harry Are Deceiving The Taxpayers With Fake Pregnancy. Period.
So Kensington Palace has taken to blocking users on Twitter who throw very valid questions at them. If this is the strategy the Palace thinks will help it gain mass popularity, I have a very bitter strategic truth to tell them – surrounding yourself with sycophants is the sure-shot way to go down. They say, keep your friends close and enemies closer. And if we seem like enemies for questioning a Royal Family member’s extortionate expenses, then so be it. We don’t mind being called enemies as long as the Royal Family pays heed to what we have to say. … Continue reading Kensington Palace Is Shutting Out Critics Like Meghan & Harry Shut Out Own Family
Slamming the Daily Mail on the table Megalo Maniac: You know what? I am so sick of reading all these reports about me clutching my bump! For goodness sake! I thought mothers were allowed to hold their baby bumps and that’s why I did it! I didn’t know I was overdoing it. Well, I have never been pregnant before. And of course, I am not even now, but I am trying my best! Haz (looking worried): I know sweetheart. Just ignore what people have to say. You do your own thing. You don’t have to change yourself for anyone, okay? … Continue reading MM Comics: Megalo Maniac Reacts To Reports Of Bump-Clutching