‘They Don’t Make It Easy’ ~ A Royal Pain

Originally posted on Harry Markle ~ Traditional British Pro-monarchy Satire!:
They smile and hold hands; it’s part of the show But they struggle for power––she tugs, he tries to let go Dragged off like a simpering wimp How much further can his pride sink? Harry, my lad, you reap what you sow Their recent faux privacy demands have to go Did he really choose a cartoon premiere over the commemoration service in Deal? As the Captain General Royal Marines, that was his duty; I wonder how the veterans and Royal Marines feel? The 30th anniversary of 11 fallen Marines (at the… Continue reading ‘They Don’t Make It Easy’ ~ A Royal Pain

The Sussexes’ ‘Hospital Birth’ Story Is The Lamest Piece Of Fiction Ever. Here’s Why.

Okay, I really don’t know what to make of the article by Richard Kay, titled “What Really Happened As Harry And Meghan’s Birth Plans Unravelled”. For a start, I was in fits, reading each successive paragraph of the article as it tried to detail the comical sequence of events in a tone so serious that made the hilarity even more obvious. Check out some of the lines he wrote: “A 40-minute hospital run, a secret entrance and a mix-up at the Palace” (He does make it sound like a crime, doesn’t he?) “Late that evening a two-car convoy nosed out … Continue reading The Sussexes’ ‘Hospital Birth’ Story Is The Lamest Piece Of Fiction Ever. Here’s Why.

The Feminist Ideal: ‘Working Superwoman’ Vs The ‘Ordinary Housewife’

Pic courtesy: 123RF.com For the past several weeks, as I have been following the furore surrounding the particularly extravagant lifestyle led by Meghan, Duchess of Sussex, I couldn’t help but notice one particular argument that is constantly parroted out by her fans to insist why and how she is “better” than her sister-in-law Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge. They like to point out that Meghan is a “hard-worker”, a “workaholic”, someone with “strong work ethics” with the “East Coast energy”, quite unlike Catherine, whom they conveniently call “lazy”. I don’t even know where and how to begin my criticism on this … Continue reading The Feminist Ideal: ‘Working Superwoman’ Vs The ‘Ordinary Housewife’

Why I Prefer The 80s Makeup Style

Haaalooo my lovelies! How are y’all doin’? Now, because I do not want my blog to be strictly an anti-Meghan Markle blog, today I decided to focus on one of my most favourite things in the world: makeup. And today I wanted to tell you why I prefer the 80s and 90s Bollywood makeup over the current makeup trends. First a look at a few photos:   I chose Divya Bharti and Sridevi because they were two of my favourite actresses. Aishwarya, because, well, she is Aishwarya. Notice how soft the overall look is. This was the general trend in … Continue reading Why I Prefer The 80s Makeup Style

TLC Presents The Markle Debacle: A Comedy Of Royal Errors

Hello my lovely friends! Today, I present to you a gargantuan comedy of epic proportions, produced by one and only, yours truly. 🙂 Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: The Markle Debacle: A Comedy of Royal Errors. Here is the thing, this comedy-drama has so many characters that I really cannot make a character list or character sketches. You just have to go with the flow, thank you. Enjoy! ———————————————————— *******—————————————————————- Megalo Maniac (looking all gooey-eyed in church while exchanging their marital vows): I love you Haz! Haz: I love you too, Flower! Doritos, Mother of bride: Shakes head, … Continue reading TLC Presents The Markle Debacle: A Comedy Of Royal Errors

MM Comics: Megalo Maniac Strikes Again, This Time In NYC

Megalo Maniac (sounding frantic on the phone): Hello? Hello, Haz! Where have you been?! I tried contacting you for so long! Hey, the media has snuffed out that I am in NYC. I am getting panic attacks just thinking how they are gonna chase me all over the city and hound me for photographs now. Gosh, why don’t they ever leave me alone!? Why don’t they ever go after Kate?! Gosh, I am so done with this. Haz (breathless out of worry): Uh.. what happened? How did the press get to know? Megalo Maniac: How do I know, you moron? … Continue reading MM Comics: Megalo Maniac Strikes Again, This Time In NYC

Meghan Markle’s Showy Letter To Dad, Decoded

Okay so Meghan Markle wrote a letter to her father – the eccentric and unpredictable Thomas Markle in August 2018, just three months after her wedding, in which she lashed out at him for every little thing that happened. He never took her calls, he never called her either, he never accepted her help but asked her for money, when she offered money, there was no response, instead he took money from media houses to give interviews that damaged her reputation, he lied in those interviews, he never shut Samantha up, he mistreated Harry, etc etc.. Oh Lord, my head … Continue reading Meghan Markle’s Showy Letter To Dad, Decoded

Meghan’s Fancraze Hits The Roof As ‘Megulators’ Wish Death Upon Senior Royals

Okay, I have had enough. I do not like Meghan Markle and for the rest of my time on Earth, will never ever trust any word that she says. She has proven herself undeserving of any credit with all her attention-seeking gimmicks and self-pitying “Princess Perfect” charade. And now, I dare any of her so-called “fans” or “stans” or “megulators” or “Sussex Squad” to come after me. You, my friends, are lunatics. You all are suffering from borderline personality disorder, crazily obsessed about her and need to see a psychiatrist soon. Because your admiration (lunacy) for Meghan doesn’t just stop … Continue reading Meghan’s Fancraze Hits The Roof As ‘Megulators’ Wish Death Upon Senior Royals

Kensington Palace & Media Outlets Need To Stop Glorifying Meghan. It Will Only Increase The Abuse.

For the past week or so, the Twittersphere has been lit due to an ongoing tug-of-war between the media and Kensington Palace on one side and ordinary bloggers and critics on the other side. The point of contention is the alleged “vile abuse” being thrown by critics at the newly-minted Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle. One tabloid even went so far as to publish not only the names and social media IDs of some of these “cruel trolls” but also their photos – not only online but also in print – exposing them to nasty comments, abuse and in some … Continue reading Kensington Palace & Media Outlets Need To Stop Glorifying Meghan. It Will Only Increase The Abuse.

MM Comics: When Megalo Maniac Nailed The ‘Matron Of Hogwarts’ Look

Looking exasperatedly at a video in phone and shaking his bald head Haz: Oh no no no no no no. No Meg, you cannot be seen flicking your coats and cradling your bump again. You see this video? Shows video to Megalo Maniac, who is standing next to his chair, peering into the phone and biting her nails in worry Megalo Maniac: Yeah, I saw that. I do look stupid. I never thought it would look that stupid. All I was trying was to give cameras a really good photo opportunity. You know that’s how you really impress the mediapersons. … Continue reading MM Comics: When Megalo Maniac Nailed The ‘Matron Of Hogwarts’ Look